Stan made a mistake in Step 1.

Utter replacement. That hurts.

But it’s okay because I get my alterego back today and I get my best friend back tomorrow and I am strong and fearless and happy! Your words can’t bring me down today~~~

I wish I was more than your emergency contact number for broken hearts.

But maybe we’re better off as friends. At least, we’ll last longer that way.

nothinggoodhappensaftermidnight:

You are the only person that I trust completely with my whole life. I promise that I will try for you, and for everyone else.

“To me, a good person is selfless, compassionate, and kind.”

…….You mean an annoying person? Honestly I can’t stand people like that. If that’s what a good person is, I hate good people. I know everyone here is all, “Everyone is beautiful!” but I see beauty only in the broken. People with behavioral disorders, people who’ve been bullied, people who’ve lost things important to them. Sad people. Jaded people. Those are the only people I find beautiful.

To me, a good person is someone whose intentions are nearly always pure. Holier-than-thou, real life Mary Sues, and people that you consider, “good,”……….they’re pretty high up on my kill-list.